Watashi wa nihongo de hanamasen. Dare nihongo de hanamasu ka? ^_^
I think that thing is right, but guys - you'll killers

I cannot even force my stupid winxp to write at least in katakana (but i need all kana cuz at least i know it)

Hajimemashite minnasan desu! (I cannot say "kisama", but want 2 use it somewhen ^_^ ). Or I should say "da", not "desu"? Don't think so.