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Old 06-08-2008, 10:45 AM   #34
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

It would be funny of that kid went to heaven and confronted Jesus
Jesus:Welcome my child...
Kid:Yes, now I am finally going to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Jesus: Silly sheep, do you think those scrap-of-metal monkey tools have any affect on me?
Kid: Well lets just see how powerful you are when I BLOW OFF YOUR HEAD WITH THIS TWELVE GAUGE!!!!!!
*shoots Jesus directly in the head but it doesn't affect him*
Jesus: I will give you one last chance to back down
Kid: NEVER!! I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Jesus:THese kids never learn these days, you give them a bible and even send them signs but NOOOO, they only want to learn the hard way.
Kid:Lets see how well you fare against this combat knife!
jesus:CHIDORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chidoris the kid right in the gut!*
Kid:ugh........so.....powerful......
Jesus: Brace yourself......KAAAA..MEEEEE....HAAAAA... MEEEEE....HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*obliterate the kid and he goes to hell and gets butted rapped by satan's spikey penis for all eternity*
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