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Re: The Chronicles of Konoha Story
Naruto laughs maniacally.
Naruto: NOW THAT I HAVE NO CONSCIENCE, I WILL BRING MISERY TO ALL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shino: Hey Naruto, what are you doing?
Naruto: Shino...This town ain't big enough fer da two o' us!
Shino: Yes it is! This is Konoha!
Naruto: NOT ON MY WATCH! I SHALL RULE THIS LAND IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
Shino backs away slowly.
Naruto: I will start with you!
Naruto steals a container in Shino's pocket with a bug inside.
Shino: HEY! That's my first bug!
Naruto: Is it?
Naruto pulls out insect poison and sprays it into the air holes, the insect dies.
Shino goes off mourning.
Naruto: Hmm...who's next, Lady Tsunade! Wahahaahaahaa!
Tsunade: Oh hey Naruto, we found your conscience...in the LOST AND FOUND.
Tsunade: I'd better give you your conscience back...
Tsunade puts Naruto's conscience back.
Naruto: I'M BACK TO NORMAL! AND THAT EVIL MADE ME HEALTHY FROM ITACHI'S POISON! AND KONOHAMARU STOP EATING ME!
Konohamaru: BUT I'M SUCH A CANNIBAL I CAN'T RESIST!
40 minutes later...
Naruto: Ahh, I'm at the beach, hey there's Sakura.
Sakura is standing with Sasuke, wedding music is playing.
Naruto: HEY WHEN'D SASUKE GET BACK?
Sakura: He never did, this is a bunsin because I'VE GONE OFF THE DEEP END HAVING NOT FOUND HIM!
Naruto: So...you're marrying a bunshin of him.
Sakura: YES, got any brighter ideas?
Naruto: Well the sun is bright.
Sasuke: I am Sasuke. (robotically)
Naruto: Uh huh, well I'm going to go surf on chocolate syrup.
Sakura: You do that.
Sakura: Oh and Naruto, don't forget to pickle the yalishivas for the maple syrup laptop address peacock!
Suddenly, possessed Hinata walks up to him.
Hinata: Hi Naruto, will you marry me?
Naruto looks at Sakura's wedding, all of a sudden Ino places a TV right before Sakura and turns it on.
Sakura: HEY! What's going on? I'm being sucked into the TV universe.
Ino: Change channel.
Ino changes the channel to jaws, then pauses where the screen is on the giant shark's mouth.
Ino: THAT'S WHATCHA GET FOR STEALING MY COOKIE!
Sasuke: Enemy detected, must obliterate.
A bunch of Ino screaming sounds could be heard in the distance.
Naruto: Uhhh...Sure, I'll marry you Hinata.
Shikamaru is hiding in the trees.
Shikamaru: Darn, he accepted. Better run while I still can.
Shikamaru disables shadow possession.
Hinata: I'm free from shadow possession?
Naruto: So you wanna get married or what?
Hinata faints, three hours later they get married.
Chouji: I have a wedding gift Naruto!
Naruto: Great, a-used knapkin, great Chouji. I have one for you.
Naruto holds up a weight watchers pamphlet for Chouji, Chouji's head starts steaming.
Chouji: I AM NOT FFFAAAAATTTTTT!
Naruto: I know, you are obese.
Tsunade: To think that Naruto would get married.
Naruto: Hey Granny Tsunade, I need to tell you that you are an old firend of mine.
Tsunade: Thanks Naruto.
Naruto: A really OLD, the OLDEST friend I have, with such OLD age, such an OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD friend.
Tsunade punches him in the face-12 times.
Shikamaru was walking through the aisle, selling photocopies of Hinata's diary.
Hinata: Shikamaru, please don't-
Naruto: Don't worry, I'll take care of this.
Naruto dresses up as a health inspector.
Shikamaru: Can I help you.
Naruto: Uh yes, I'm a health inspector, and I've got orders to close this place down!
Shikamaru: Or what?
Naruto: You get executed.
Shikamaru: UH, RIGHT AWAY SIR!
Kiba: STOP THE WEDDING!
Hinata: Hi Kiba.
Kiba: I'VE GOT PICKLED LIVER FOR HOR DEURVES!
Naruto: O...kay. Now let's get married already Hinata!
After the wedding is over, Neji's concert begins, and he starts singing numa numa.
EVERYONE: YOU STINK!
Ino: Yeah, let's watch TV!
Ino turns to Jaws on TV.
Sakura: AAAH! I'm in Jaws!
A shark eats Sakura.
Ino: Poor Sakura...
Four years later...
Naruto and Hinata are at the hospital.
Naruto: And here's our fourth child, I think I'll name him...Sasuke.
His other children are Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi.
Naruto: WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ABOUT SAI?!?!
One year later...
Naruto: I now name our fifth child, Sai.
Naruto: Now to take a stroll outside with Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura!
Hinata: What about Sai?
Naruto: Are you kidding? Sai was a jerk to me!
Naruto: Doo da doo doo dooo da doo doo doooo.
Naruto: Not again!
The Chronicles of Shikamaru
Shikamaru walked home one day, but noticed Sora, Donald, and Goofy on his roof holding his parents hostage.
Shikamaru: Oh brother, what a drag.
Shikamaru continues to go inside to watch television.
Mickey suddenly pops up and slashes it apart with his golden keyblade.
Shikamaru: Sigh, another drag.
Mickey: We've got your parents hostage and demand free cable!
Shikamaru: I KNOW! You had your demands nailed to every wqall of the house! By the way, have I seen you in a cartoon in the 1930's? You look familiar.
Mickey: NOOOO! YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Shikamaru: That's it, I'm taking care of this.
Shikamaru dials a number on a cell phone.
Shikamaru: Yeah Temari, can you come over here?
Temari: So you've finally come to your senses huh? You do love me!
Shikamaru: NO, the keyblade master and some Disney characters are holding my parents hostage.
Temari: Seriously?...This is the fourth time this week, can't they just go home.
Shikamaru: If by home you mean my Kingdom Hearts 2 PS2 Game.
Last edited by mikhael4440; 08-02-2008 at 06:43 PM.
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