I don't think there is anything inherently spam-esque about this post. It IS related to the Naruto manga...
As far as I know, it doesn't break any NC rules. If you don't like it, don't keep coming back.
I don't care who I have to fight.
If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death.
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death.
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death.
And if he gouges out my eyes, I will curse him from beyond the grave.
Even if I'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!