How DarkAztek was born
"This bitch is gonna blow," God said, looking at the screaming, glowing engine bay of the '57 Chevy Apache. It seemed demonically stuck at 8,000 RPM. "Stand the hell back."
Judas disobeyed God, and emptied his bottle of strong brown liquor into the gas tank. "Fool, no!" God yelled, but it was too late. The truck exploded into one thousand flames.
When the smoke cleared, there say a baby Tiger, already three years old.
God asked the child its name. Defiantly, the boy stuck up his fist and began to repeat, "ACE OF SPADES!"
Props to those of you who knows where it really comes from.