short a clever lol
Moral of the story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Ask their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back, and one by one began to tell their
" Tony, do you have a story to share?"
Yes Um. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.
She had to bailout over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of
whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her
parachute landed her right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until it ran out of bullets. Killed
four more with the knife, until the blade broke, and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands.
" Good heavens! said the horrified teacher" What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrified story.
Stay the Fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.