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Old 08-29-2008, 12:06 PM   #30
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Re: The Comedy Thread

I got another i wanna post after this one:

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work.
Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband Came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the
closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here"
Man: "Yes it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball"
Man: "That's nice"
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks"
Boy: "My dad's outside"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250

In the next few weeks it happens again and the boy & mum's lover are
in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here"
Man: "Yes it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball glove"
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Fine"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says "I can't I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you
sell them for?" The son says "$1000" the father says "That's terrible
to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two
things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the
little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says "Dark in here."
The priest says "Don't start that shit again."
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