Being a Sasuke fanboy/girl to the point where its so painfull/blind-love or simply too hilarious for other people to stay sitting on their chairs properly
I don't really understand this one.
Okay, so far we've got:
Forbiden Fuanai no Jutsu (ignorance jutsu)
1: Saying Sakura is Naruto's sister.
2: Saying Sasuke is strait.
3: Saying Orochimaru is dead.
4: Hating on any character without decent reasons.
And a new one for the list:
5: Saying Naruto's mother is one of Pain's bodies.