Hey Mash... hi.
While this book would be a fun read, I'm guessing that it doesn't get better than the hair and the slacks.
Amazon description: Nine-year-old Alec Greven turns the tables on matters of the heart with his unique advice on how to talk to girls. Based on his sharp observations during recess, class, and his own personal experience, Greven offers tips on everything from overcoming shyness to getting a girl's affection. Full color.
Excerpt from the book:
Comb your hair and don't wear sweats
Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)
Don't act desperate
Nice cover though.