Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
You just know that if you got Bernard's watch that as soon as you got over the novelty of it you'd just use it for time-rapin' and time-stealin'. And maybe time-fightin'. I saw a J-porn the other week where the guy froze time at the supermarket and did the checkout girl. It was hilarious because her face was frozen in a permanently disgruntled look.