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Re: Naruto Fan Fiction Thread!!
“But I’m not done getting my feel. I hadn’t taste cat in a long, long while, and it is the best I’ve had in the millenniums that I’ve lived,” said Cerberus. “I’ll summon you a slew of ligers, Now MOVE YOUR ASS,” yelled Oita. “Fine, and it better be 200 of em, one short and I’ll use you as a tooth pick,” said Cerberus. (It vanishes.) “Why do I even give him the time of day; when it doesn’t involve food, he’s ok, otherwise, he wants to act like he’s boss and threaten to eat me,” said the sighed Oita. (The two tailed cat soon reverts back into an unconscious man.) “Hey, you want to carry him,” asked Oita. “Why, he’s your prey,” said Michi. “Ehh… I remember that blabbing idiot. I don’t what his bitch-assness to rub off on me,” said Oita. (The portal opens up as the scene switches to a desolate cave. Asura is far in the back inscribing codes and literature onto a scroll using his super naturally innate eye, soon a large shadow appears behind him.)
“Asura, so that’s where your hide been all this time,” said Ino Shika Cho. (Asura turns around.) “Damn, they’ve found me… So, what is it? Has Tetsuo decided to kill me,” mentioned Asura.
“So that’s why you were hard to fine. The Boss gave me a general location of your whereabouts but, since you were hiding within caves evading his eyes, it took me long while to track your ass. SO, you botched it… That’s unfortunate,” said Ino Shika Cho.
“Fuck,” said Asura. “Don’t worry, your eye’s ability to instinctively decipher and rearrange the contents within scrolls and compound secret arts from individual scrolls into others in order to develop stronger ninjutsu for the SNA in order to build our units’ strength, is one talent that the Boss takes a liking to. He left you with his project in hopes that you’d be able to complete his work by combining chakra types from various types of jutsu in order to make the perfect chakra holding mold for the Bijuu.
Though the Boss can view various amount of scrolls secretly and instantly and learn their arts in rapid succession, he can’t possibly combine the nitty gritty, fine and delicate signatures of jutsu with others without collapsing and unbalancing the equations. He wouldn’t dare kill you, so I’m not here for that,” said Ino Shika Cho.
“I see, so I’m still of use,” said Asura. “Stay here, currently, your location is at the edge of the shinobi world, known as The Forgotten Peak. You are thousands of ft above ground level and high above the clouds. These high mountains and various caves keep you hidden away from most threats. If you are going to test out the meteor, here would be the best location,” said Ino Shika Cho. (Ino Shika Cho soon walks through a portal that opens up. The Scene switches to the SNA headquarters. Blank, Michi, and Oita arrive in the meeting room. Their hosts are tossed on the floor. Soon, Ino Shika Cho arrives.)
“You guys have been busy and boss, it has been taken care of,” said Ino Shika Cho. “Michi, apply the five elemental seals to all of them in order to disrupt their chakra, so they do not unleash their Bijuu upon awakening; I will bind them to a chakra concealment container soon. Ino Shika Cho, I want you to capture the Ichibi,” said Tetsuo.
“Gosh man… I’ve been gone for almost a week searching for Asura. But fine, the Ichibi, just give me a sec, I need to unwind,” said Ino Shika Cho. (He walks into a room to recover as Michi begins applying the seals to each of the two hosts.) “I wonder why that guy is complaining, he hardly did anything, I bet he went to the beach and showed off that fat stomach of his. And Blank, that 4th tailed beast was only a kid, I think you had it easy too,” said Oita.
“Hmm… His Bijuu was fearsome despite his presence, don’t let appearances fool you,” said Blank. “I know that’s right. That Aya chick was pretty fearsome herself, Oita is the fool who had it easy, the two tails was just a whining wimp,” said Michi. (Oita groans.) “Enough… I’m going to contact Tank and Sakuya, there are important matters that need to be attended to,” said Tetsuo. “Yeah, weren’t they suppose to be settling matters with the Mizukage and revealing the locations of the hidden Bijuu,” asked Oita.
“The ignorant blindly accepts false truths due to their inability to see reality. Their unreachable fantasies clouds their ability to comprehend that their dreams are being conveniently shaped by the hands of those who commands the greater will to pursue their own destinies,” said Tetsuo.
“As in the weak must fall and lie down as steps for the strong to rise,” Blank.
“So, the Mizukage must not know the full truth for herself,” said Oita. “There must be a person benefitting off her negligence to see what’s going on. Her power must have blinded her senses to pick up things she normally would have as she was so distracted by other matters,” smiled Michi as she licks her face.
“Her bullshit has definitely cost us greatly,” said Tetsuo. (Everyone is shocked by Tetsuo losing his cool.) “Though, she might not have meant it, she should have paid more attention
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