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Old 09-24-2009, 09:01 PM   #6594
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Re: Official Tambayan at NL (Filipino Thread)

Magandang umaga, mga kaibigan.

Kahapon napansin kong walang masyadong nag-post dito. So naisip kong magkwento na lang para naman maakit kayong mag-post. Fan ba kayo ni Bob Ong? Well, ako oo. May isang kwento si Bob Ong na talagang nakakatawa (para sa akin). Heto na, ishe-share ko sa inyo:

*Alamat ng Sundot-Kulangot*

Datu: Masarap nga, pero ano naman ang itatawag natin d'yan?

Anak: Cadbury?

Datu: Nakakabulol.

Anak: Chips Ahoy?

Datu: Ang haba.

Anak: M&M?

Datu: Amg ikli.

Anak: Minatamis?

Datu: Walang dating.

Anak: Tae ng tuko?

Datu: Mabaho masyado.

Anak: Alam ko na - SUNDOT-KULANGOT!!!

Datu: You're da man, son!

The End.


Eto pang isa:

Disclamer: Ang mga sumusunod na statement sa ibaba ay pawang "Copy at paste" lang mula sa isa sa pinakamatalinong writer ngayon, si BobOng. (nyahahaha)

Hanggang sa mga sandaling 'to, bakas pa sa mundo ang pinsalang dulot ng Tore ng Babel sa lenggwahe ng tao. Kung makakapanood ka ng piniratang DVD ng War of the Worlds (2005), makikita mong hirap pa ring mameke ng English subtitle ang mga kapit-bansa nating Asyano.

Ray: It's OK...
(Subtitle: Do not fine, you is just fine.)

Rachel: Is Robby OK? Are you OK?
(Subtitle: Robby do not fine, you do not fine?)

Rachel: Is it over?
(Subtitle: What that finish?)

Ray: You better be there when I get back!
(Subtitle: Better is you over there moment I return.)

Ray: Everybody just relax, OK?
(Subtitle: Altogether only is dark)

Ogilvy: They have been planning this for a million years.
(Subtitle: Have planned since millions of last year.)

Ogilvy: This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots...
(Subtitle: This non war again Manon and of Maget.)

Ogilvy: This is an extermination.
(Subtitle: Give surprise them.)

Ray: You don't have anything to say to her, understand?
(Subtitle: You is there is something that wish to be told? Understand.)

Ray: You gotta be quiet!
(Subtitle: You have to peace.)

Soldier: Everybody down!
(Subtitle: Altogether bow!!!)
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