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“Isn’t she just use a lightning speed jutsu?” ask Ryu. “Yes. But that jutsu can’t be used at all time, or the body will collapse. She won’t use it again. She need to get to Sand Village.” Says Sasuke. “And why does this mermaids following us?” ask Shisio. “These mermaids are Mizukage must trusted ninja, unlike you.” Says Orca. “You got something to prove, mermaid?” ask Shisio. “If you guys quarrel again, I’m gonna burn both of right now.” Says Mikoto. “Stay focus on them mission. If they get to Sand we in deep trouble.” Says Sasuke. “And if they reach?” ask Orca. “We will destroy the village.” Says Sasuke. “Hah, you and what army?” laughs Shisio. “Us.” Answer Sasuke. Shisio looks at Ryu. “Next time I let Sasuke have his way, punch me. Real hard.”

Near the border of Fire Country.

Daisuke and Mai is riding the black lion to Konoha when the saw a tea shop. “Max. Stop here.” Says Daisuke. The black lion stop in front of the shop, causing the customers cowers in fear. “Don’t worry people, he wont eat you.” Says Daisuke and he sit down. “I would have a green tea please. How bout you Mai?” ask Daisuke. “….” Says Mai. “C’mon you need to drink something.” Says Daisuke. “Why aren’t we following them?” ask Mai. “Because it’s stupid. I’m just a sage not a God. There is no way I can fight them alone. And you need to clear your mind. So what do you say about green tea?” says Daisuke. Mai nods. “And you Max?” ask Daisuke. “Coffee, Cream and 57 sugars.” Says Max. Daisuke, Mai and the shopkeeper look at him incredulously. “Really.” Says Max.

“Daisuke-sama. What do you know about the Mizukage?” ask Mai.

“She will tap into your deepest desires, and dangle them like a carrot in front of your nose. She will give you everything you dream of - but only until she gets what she wants.” Says Daisuke.

“You learn it from experience or information?” ask Mai. Daisuke grumbles.

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“She and Sasuke may have hidden from me, but I will never rest until both of their souls burns in the Eternal Pit.”

“And I thought Shino was creepy.” Mumbles Daisuke. Then the shopkeeper comes with their drinks.

Near the Sand Village.

“Man, its hot.” Complain Dosa. Yuki runs through the desert ignoring the heat from the sun. “Let’s take five.” Says Dosa. “No, I’m good.” Says Yuki. “Yeah right. Your knees are shaking. C’mon girl. Take five.” Says Dosa. Yuki gave in and they rest beneath a date tree. “How are you holding up?” ask Yuki. Dosa look at her at sneers. “How about you?” ask Dosa. “I’m good.” Says Yuki. “Yeah right. HAHAHAHA” laughs Dosa. Yuki looks at Dosa and she laughs too. “I never laugh like this for years.” Says Yuki. “That because you left us.” Says Dosa. Yuki looks down. Then they heard something and they look to left and saw three kids. “Kids?” ask Yuki. “Nah. More like Sand Genins.” Says Dosa. Slowly the kids approach Yuki and Dosa. “You are from Konoha right? Sand’s allies?” ask a red hair kid. “Yeah and you brats are from Sands?” ask Dosa. “We’re not brats. We’re ninjas.” Says a black hair genin. “Yes, I’m not blind.” Says Dosa. “Where are your jounin teacher?” ask Yuki. “Over there sleeping.” Points a girl with blue hair. Yuki stands up and walks towards another tree when she spotted a blonde Sand Jounin wearing a cowboy hat and a long trench coat and a tight jeans is snoring and sleeping under a tree. “What you guys doing here?” ask Yuki. “Sensei asks us to climb the tree using our feet with chakra.” Says the red hair boy. “And we can do it.” Says the black hair boy and all three climb the tree effortlessly. “Well you can tell your sensei about it.” Says Yuki. “It’s hopeless. He sleeps like a rock.” Says the blue hair girl. Yuki kneels next to him and start poking on the jounin. “Hey wake up, hey wake up, sleepy head.” Suddenly he hugs Yuki and Yuki screams and Dosa try to look while the genins just look. “What the fuck happen over there?” yelled Dosa. The red hair kid looks at Dosa.

“I don’t know. Maybe he’s doing to her what adults do.” Says the red hair boy.

“What the fuck that suppose to mean!!!!!!” yelled Dosa.

“I read in sensei’s book that couples do this when they are in love.” says the black hair boy.

“EWWWW……….” Says the blue hair girl. Dosa mouth is wide open.

“What the fuck. LET GO OF MY GIRL YOU MOTHER FUCKING PERVERT!!!!” yelled Dosa.

Yuki still screams.

“You stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for ninja, I’m really gonna kill you!!!!!” yelled Dosa. Suddenly Yuki stands up and kick the Sand Ninja’s groin and looks at Dosa.

“Did you just use the F word?” ask Yuki. Dosa looks up. “No.” whisper Dosa. Yuki glares at him.

“Who the fuck disturb my sleep!!!!” scream the jounin. Yuki glares at him. “What, bitch?” ask the jounin. “Did you just use the F word?” ask Yuki. “Yeah so, fuck fuck fuck, got a problem?” says the Sand jounin. “Oh boy, hey kids, you better hide if you want to have a better future.” Says Dosa and he close his eyes. The genins quickly hide behind Dosa. Yuki grabs the ninja’s collar and smiles mischievously. Then they heard some loud noises and some clangs, and then suddenly it’s quiet again. Dosa slowly open his eye.

“Is it over?” ask Dosa. Yuki nods and smiles while the Sand ninja is shaking. “Next time, don’t swear in front of her.” Says Dosa and the Sand ninja nods. “Ok, take us to Sand Village.” The ninja nods. “My name is Take. This is my genins, the red hair is Falcon, the black hair is Mar and the blue hair girl is Nyx.” Says Take. Dosa look at him. “Take, the foul mouth puppet master. I heard of you. Seems you wont be so foul mouth now.” Giggles Dosa. “What you this bit..” says Take before he looks at Yuki. “I mean this fine woman is a very talented ninja.” Says Take and he signals the group to follow him. “You really have no sympathy.” Whisper Dosa. Yuki grins at him.

Take: A famous puppet master from Sand Village and the best after Kankuro. He commands ten puppets that he called ten pale puppets. But his reputation as a foul mouth ninja even exceed Dosa. And he is a pervert too.

Falcon: The red hair genin from Take’s squad. He wears a red shirt and black shorts. He’s the typical all round genius genin that excel in everything. His wind skill is very excellent as a genin goes. He’s quite the foul mouth and he looks up to his sensei and thought he use his foul words to distract the enemy. (Which is not)

Mar: The black hair genin. He always stole his sensei adult book, even Take realize it he does nothing about it, as he taught that the best way a kid can appreciate woman. He’s as pervert as his teacher and have one puppet, Karasu that was used by Kankuro. He wears a black shirt and white shorts.

Nyx: The blue hair girl. She spent so much time with this group; she started to learn some foul words. She learning to be a medic but her skills isn’t that great right now. She wears blue sleeveless cheongsam and a white skirt.

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