Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
So I pull into my driveway today and my neighbor is banging on the door of my house and screaming shit. She runs over to me as I get out of my car and says "OH GOD THANK GOD OH GOD I SAW YOUR DOG OUTSIDE RUNNING IN THE ROAD. HE ALMOST GOT HIT BY A TRUCK OH GOD. HE'S DOWN THERE HURRY OH GOD," while pointing down the street.
I just stand there and look at her for a second. She shrugs her shoulders, makes a stupid face, and throws her arms up like she wants to say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE FOR!?"
And I just say "Uh, I only have two dogs. And they're both looking out the window at us and barking from inside the house." She says "whoops" and goes back across the street. I lol'd. She's a huge pothead, and looks like she does crack too.