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Re: Naruto Fan Fiction Thread!!
“Don’t be superstitious, it doesn’t suit a stubborn hard as nails, can’t even die right prick like yourself,” grinned Yuki. “That ain’t no compliment you scrappy hag,” smirked Dosa. (She leans over to Dosa as Dosa leans towards Yuki.) “I’ll show you scrappy,” smiled Yuki. “Oh, can you handle this hard as nails prick,” smiled Dosa. “That’s right,” smiled Yuki. (As they are about to kiss, the door is blown apart by a powerful wind, this ruins the moment as the two love birds break apart and look at the door.)
“DAMN! TALK ABOUT PERFECT TIMING,” yelled Dosa. (Soon Hiro shows his face.) “Dosa,” said Hiro. “Hiro, what’s he doing here,” thought Dosa. “Shimizu Hiro, I haven’t seen you in what, seven years. You’ve bulked up, been hitting the iron,” said Yuki with a flirtatious voice. (Dosa groans.) “DAMN YOU MAN! HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE TERM COCK BLOCKING,” yelled Dosa.
“WHAT! I CAME IN TO CHECK IF YOU WERE STILL BREATHING AND YOU GIVE ME LIP,” yelled Hiro. (Yuki is quiet as she thinks to herself.) “Me and my attempts at small talk, I should really stop. Though I admit, Hiro has grown to become quite the man when I was away,” thought Yuki. (She blushes much to Dosa’s dismay.) “Oh, so now you’re falling for that fool,” said Dosa. (He looks at Yuki.) “You know that girl is no good, she’ll probably run off and spill secrets, remember that,” said Hiro. “Oh don’t say such things, I know you don’t mean it,” said Yuki. “Don’t talk down to my girl like that,” yelled Dosa. “Your girl, please,” yelled Yuki.
(She smiles and then looks back at Dosa who looks stern.) “Leave,” yelled Dosa. “OK, OK, OK! I was just kidding, can’t you take a little joke without getting your feathers ruffled,” yelled Yuki. (She grabs Dosa and starts shaking him.) “Ah, why do I even try? Looks like he’s doing just fine,” thought Hiro. (The Scene switches over to Kumogakure. Inside the Kage office, Raikage is seen sitting in her seat while the Swift Team stands in front of her like 3 meters away, lined up.)
“What fucking time is it,” asked Raikage. “Um time to report for duty ma’am,” said Ryu all nonchalant like. (Soon a Shuriken flies by his face, he ducks as it hits the door.) “NOT FUNNY,” yelled Raikage. “Damn, she really did aim for my face this time,” thought Ryu. “Ryu you idiot,” mumbled Shuji. “Let’s just get this over with,” mumbled Uyeda.
“WHY did it take so long for you two to find Ryu and report back here,” asked Raikage. “Well we aren’t trackers, so we had to actually look for him all over the world my lord,” said Uyeda. “Yeah, they’ve actually just found me yesterday around this time,” said Ryu. (Raikage’s eyes look angry as she glares at them.) “Ryu you fool,” said Uyeda. “Damn it all Ryu, just learn to shut yer face because you make things worse than they already are,” said Shuji. (Uyeda starts rubbing his hands together as well as tearing up while trying to plead with her.) “Please you have to understand,” yelled Uyeda before he is instantenously clobbered in the face by Raikage’s fist. His face is bloody and he then collapses.)
“AHHHHHHHHH,” yelled Shuji. (Before he can activate his body flicker, the Raikage spin kicks Shuji in the face, sending him through a wall.) “The Raikage’s natural physical reflexes are unreasonable, I didn’t have the time to activate body flicker. Damn this hurt, I think she knocked out three teeth,” thought Shuji.
(Ryu falls to his knees and pleads.) “It shouldn’t take a day, shoot, it shouldn’t have taken much more over an hour for Uyeda to make it here to set up your Flying Thunder God Jutsu. So that much isn’t your fault,” said Raikage.
(Ryu stands up and smiles.) “Thank you! Well I’ll be going NAA,” yelled Ryu. (Now Raikage is chocking Ryu with both of her hands wrapping around his throat. Ryu uses his hands to try and pry her hands from his throat.)
“AHHarrarrkk. But you said ararakakaa,” groaned Ryu. “Don’t forget, you left this village and hung out with some bad company, you are in the worst trouble of all my cute stuff,” yelled Raikage.(Raikage prepares to kiss Ryu while he is restrained as her face draws closer to Ryu's with each passing second.) “WAHHHHHHHHH,” yelled Ryu. (Scene switches to outside the room; Matsu and Tsuneo are behind the door listening in.)
“Well, at least that’s not us,” said Tsuneo. “HA, ha, ha,” laughed Matsu. (He quickly closes his mouth, forgetting that the Raikage might hear him.) “SHHH. Do you want us to get punished like them,” whispered Tsuneo. “Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in,” whispered Matsu.
(A yelling speech from inside the room.)
“EASE DROPPING BASTARDS! I’M GONNA SHATTER YOUR NUTS WHEN I'm DONE HERE,” yelled Raikage. (Matsu and Tsuneo rush off scared shitless) “WAHHHHHHHHHHH,” yelled Matsu. “PLEASE NOOOOOOO! I’LL SCRUB YOU FEET TONIGHT,” yelled Tsuneo.
(The Scene switches over to Mizugakure. The Meteor covers the sky. It is now the size of Mizugakure itself, floating just hundreds of ft above the village as everyone looks up in awe and amazement but since they’re under the Sakuya’s genjutsu, they accept it as a welcoming gift. Asura can be seen with multiple scrolls unwrapped while he is sitting on the peak of a mountainous terrain overlooking the village.)
“It took a day to spring the meteor, but it was well worth it given the results,” said the grinning Asura. (The Scene switches over to Misa as she is in her tent, she opens up a scroll and places her hands on it however, it doesn’t activate the words on the opened scroll.)
“Weird, I should be able to contact Kai by this method. Wait a second, I’ve set this scroll to activate by my unique chakra wavelength. Could it be that I’m under a genjutsu? If that’s the case, the people in this village must be as well. I’ll have to use the dispel potion. I wish I could make enough for everyone in this village, but that’ll be impossible,” thought Misa.
Next Time: Can Misa save her village from enslavement? The Meteor is now looming over Mizugakure! Tetsuo has completed his first objective, can he be stopped?
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^My first thread.lol
Last edited by The Special One; 11-03-2009 at 09:38 PM.