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Re: Naruto Fan Fiction Thread!!
Yuki walks out from the hospital and jump through the hole at the Kazekage office. Everyone there stare at her. “Hokage, what will you do about Sasuke?” ask Yuki. “What?” ask the Hokage. “What will you do about Sasuke?” ask Yuki. “…” says the Hokage. “He just attacks the Sand and some are injured and one of the Sand legends is dead. Do you think they will forgive him?” ask Yuki and she stared at Gaara. Everyone looks at the Hokage for his answer. “Yuki, maybe now..” says Shun before was interrupted by Yuki. “Maybe now what? He’s been letting Sasuke off the hook too many times. You manage to track him down once, right Daisuke?” ask Yuki and she looks straight at Daisuke’s eyes and she can feel his wisdom, his noble lion pride swirling within him. “Sasuke wasn’t a major threat back then, Yuki.” Answer Daisuke. “A single order, from you Hokage and the ninja from the Rock and Lightning will amass. Sasuke is hiding in Rain right now. We can corner him and finish him for good.” says Yuki. Naruto remain quiet. “I heard what happen to Nila. There is one way to draw them out.” Naruto, Gaara and Daisuke looks at Yuki. “Surround the Rain Country and force Reika and Sasuke to call SNA for help.” Says Yuki. “I disagree.” Says Daisuke. “If we surround the Rain, what will stop the SNA from bombing us all with their meteor?” ask Daisuke. “Then how?” ask Yuki. “Dammit, if Kyo is still alive…” says Naruto while looking at the floor. “If Kyo is gone, we just ask his second in command.” Says a voice behind Yuki. Everyone looks at behind her and saw Hiro. “Who?” ask Aito. “The one and only person who call you a bitch. Iron Muto.” Says Hiro.
At Mist Village.
Misa manage to free herself from Sakuya’s genjutsu. She looks at the sky and sees the meteor afloat above the village and she sees how her town folk react to it. “Damn those SNA.” Whisper Misa and she look for any signs of the SNA and she saw an UHE ninja walking around alone. Slowly she creeps towards him and grabs the ninja into a house. She throws the ninja to the ground and points her gun at his face. “Now talk. Tell me everything.”
At the Rain Village.
Sasuke is standing in front of a troops of Uchiha’s clone and he’s looking at them like a kid who’s got a new toy. “Like it?” ask Dream. “How many more can you create?” ask Sasuke. “The question is, how much more do you want?” ask Dream. “Enough to take down Konoha and all who oppose me before.” Says Sasuke. Dream looks up and grins. “That mean every single village.” Says Dream. “I want them to be ready as soon as possible.” Says Sasuke and he walks towards the door. “What about Reika?” ask Dream. Sasuke stops walking. “What about her?” ask Sasuke. “She is your ally right? Does she knows about this?” ask Dream. “She is just a stepping stone.” Says Sasuke and walks out from the room. “And so are you.” Grins Dream. Sasuke walks through the corridor and saw Reika who is looking at his Kakashi clones. She looks at Sasuke and bow her head.
“How’s the family?” ask Reika. Sasuke looks at her walks out from the room. Then Dream appear. “I thought he will use the Tsukoyomi at me, when I ask him that.” Says Reika. “He’s very cautious.” Says Dream. “True. But cautious is nothing without knowledge.” Says Reika.
At Cloud Village.
“Man, that bitch is crazy.” Says Ryu while walking down the steps. “Yeah, man. I heard you.” Says Uyeda. They walk down the street and saw a little old man sitting by the bench, smoking his pipe. “Raikage went crazy?” ask the old man. “Yeah. I never saw anyone that need anger management like her, even that thief bitch isn’t as crazy as her.” Says Ryu. “Well you haven’t seen her worse yet, so quit yapping.” Says the old man. “And you have?” ask Uyeda. “Of course.” Says the old man. “Oh yeah how crazy she was?” ask Shuji. The old man stares at them. “What was I talking about again?” ask the old man. Shuji face palmed and shook his head. “Stop wasting our time with this old geezer.” Says Shuji. “Nah, man I want to hear it. So Grandpa Aguro, how was the Raikage when she was very angry?” ask Ryu. “Oh yeah. About a few years back during the war, she was so piss off; she kills so many people at one time, until there are not enough undertakers to bury them all.” Says Aguro.
“How many she kills?” ask Uyeda.
“A few hundreds.” Says Aguro.
“And how many undertakers?” ask Shuji.
“Just one.” Says Aguro.
“Then why didn’t more undertakers come?” ask Ryu.
“They can’t.” says Aguro.
“Why?” ask Shuji.
“She kills other undertakers too.” Says Aguro.
“How she was piss?” ask Shuji.
“I don’t know. I never sneak upon her when she went to the bathroom.” Says Aguro.
“You senile old man. We ask you how she’s got so angry!!!” says Uyeda. Aguro stares at him and smoke his pipe. “Who are we talking about again?” ask Aguro. The trio sighs and left Aguro. Aguro sits at the bench for a while and the Raikage walks down from her office. “Aguro-sensei.” Says Raikage politely. “Hei, is the crazy ninja killer kung-fu bitch!!!” says Aguro. Raikage expression quickly changes. “Sensei, have you been hangout with those three idiots again? (Ryu, Shuji and Uyeda.) “Well, if you want to make them straight why don’t you use one of those exploding nut sack technique on them.” Says Aguro. “They are not the enemy sensei, they are just idiots. By the way the Hokage is gathering the alliance forces to start a new war.” Explain Raikage. “Really? Who’s the woman?” ask Aguro. “They are no woman, sensei.” Says Raikage. “There’s always a woman. If a man want to start a war, it will be about a woman.” Says Aguro.
"I'm positive there is no woman involve, sensei."
"If a woman is not the reason, that Hokage is a gay ass ninja!!!" yelled Aguro. Raikage raise her left eyebrow.
"You can't call the Hokage a gay ass ninja. Then again, you can't call anyone that start a war that is not involve a woman gay." says Raikage.
"Oh yeah. Look at Madara. He wants to control all of us by giving a sharingan cable channel. And you saw his face when he was young?" ask Aguro. Raikage nods. "And what he looks like?" ask Aguro.
"He looks like a typical gay ass Uchiha!!!" yelled Aguro. "Oh really?" sneers Raikage. "Yeah really. Uchiha Sasuke is the worst gay ever. How even he survive until now, I can't explain." yelled Aguro. "You know what sensei, you can bitch about those gay ass ninja to Tsuneo and Matsu. Screw you old man, I'm going home." says the Raikage. She turn around and walk away for a distance. "Stupid oldman, I hope you die of cancer." murmurs the Raikage. Tsuneo and Matsu looks from the roof and Matsu looks at Tsuneo. "Why didn't Raikage beat up that old man?" ask Matsu. "Something to do with respect. Or maybe that old man is crazy as she is." says Tsuneo.
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