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Old 11-13-2009, 10:37 PM   #7569
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

*pretends to high five, but accidently misses and swipes vans chest* oops!

yup as long as i get mine



I sneezed in front of a customer yesterday (into my arm)
"what, you don't qualify for the swine flu vaccine?" he scoffed
to which i answered, "No sir, i don't believe in getting a vaccine for a virus that is less lethal than the regular flu."

he huffed, "Well you've obviously never lived through an epidemic. my brother had polio and was in the hospital for 8 months. if you younger generation had ever survived an epidemic, you'd know better...blah blah blah. ext" for 5 minutes he went on
(note, no one has had polio for like 40 or 50 years)

I then said, "I had pneumonia, does that count?"

start another lecture, "well, I've worked in Malaysia and *insert third world countries here* and the villages who got shots survived the epidemics, those that didn't' turned into mass grave yards... blah blah blah..."

i then answered, "Well sir, I'm a healthy 20 year old, i think they should save those shots for people who need them."

"Hmph, well it's your life." he muttered as i gave him his reciept.
"Yes, yes it is sir. you have a great day"

Seriously, all i did was SNEEZE

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