Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
No way. It'd be an epic quest.
I'd arrive at OG's kinky fortress, because that's where I picture her living, and I'd have to cross a moat filled with lubrication and baby-oil using a rope bridge made of sybians and edible thongs.
Then I'd make my way through the fortress itself while avoiding pitfall traps filled with anal-beads and massive dildo log traps, and shit like that. Finally I'd do 'battle' with the fortress's leather-clad mistress OG using my holy dong lance. Once I've slayed her a good 8 times or so, she'd cook me up some stir-fry with her wok.
It'd be awesome. Totally worth the trip.