Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
Actually there is alot of lawlzy shit in laws that they make us read just for teh lulz..Like..
In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.
In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.(You're gonna come inside and buy this shit or i'll fucking kill you mothafucka)
In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.
(*putting tomatos in my fucking soup*,*S.W.A.T breaks in*)
In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.(ROFL)
In the State of Kansas, you’re not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.
In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear
(-HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS A BEAR IN YOUR YARD MAN
-Don't worry,I have a license lol)
In Kentucky, it’s the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
(-Awwww can i take a look at your baby.
-That's ma penguin bitch.)
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
(You wanna get out of the kitchen? Fine)
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
(But i drive much better with my xbox controller,wtf?)
Alaska law says that you can’t look at a moose from an airplane.
(-Look mommy it's a moose.
-Sit back in your seat son.
-I SAID SIT BACK)