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Old 12-22-2009, 04:08 PM   #6
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Re: Christmas parties

I haven't been to a party where the cops get called since last year. It was at a huge kegger party and out in the middle of nowhere, so no one expected that shit. But when we saw the blue lights pulling up the driveway, the four biggest dudes grabbed the 2 kegs and took off into the woods. And everyone just scattered. I stayed by the fire with like three other people and the couple that owned the place and talked to the cops. They said that if they had to come back out, everyone was going to jail for drinking in a dry county. 8] And they kept asking about all the cars so I was just like, "A buncha friends met up here and all left for the coast in one car."
They believed me because I'm cute and persuasive and wasn't that wasted... yet.

Yes, I live in a dry fucking county.
Anyway, I think like three different fights broke out that night and someone broke the beer pong table.

My favorite part of DA's story: "Eat that fucker!"
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