What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife -
a knife she got from the kitchen.
What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
-Made the chain too long.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
-There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
these ones made me laugh