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Old 12-23-2009, 02:41 PM   #8213
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife -
a knife she got from the kitchen.

What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
-Made the chain too long.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
-There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

these ones made me laugh

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