Originally Posted by RNB
Basically, I just went to playboy's site, and jacked-off to some Victoria's secret thing. My friend came over ten minutes after. It was weird.
I was scared shitless when it happened. I thought something was wrong. Then I felt guilty because I did it on Christmas, and because I actually did it. I was a Christian at the time so I had that guilt. I have some funny/deranged stories of trying to resist "Satan's power." It is a contributing factor towards my extreme dislike of Christianity/religion. You really are insane, whether or not you act as if you should be in an asylum.
I had to talk to a nun/psychologist when I was a wee lad in catholic school (because I got into a couple of fights and dumb shit), and I remember her asking about shit like jerking off. I was like nine or ten or some human puppy age like that. I admitted to wacking it a few times. Then she asked me about what I thought about when doing it and shit. Fucking weird.
I said my teacher (She was hot). Then she got out this children's book about masturbation and was going through it with me. I remember it saying it's totally cool to jerk off to thoughts of your sisters, cousins, aunts, etc. so long as you're just thinking about it and not actually trying to stick it in any of those people. And god wouldn't hate you or anything.
She was a nun (Read: woman) though, so she obviously didn't know what she was talking about. But still, that's pretty hot that she randomly brought up masturbation with a little kid. She was young and decently attractive too.
I'm going to go look up some nun porn before going to my grandparent's place now. Fuck yeah! Merry Christmas.