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Old 12-29-2009, 01:33 AM   #47
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Re: Haha...oh wow

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Originally Posted by Mal View Post




Story time:

A few weeks ago I was going from Tab's house to my friend Sam's house. There is somewhat of a "short cut" between their two houses via a gravel road. The speed limit on said gravel road is 50km/h, but I usually do 70km/h because it's so rough that going any slower results in the disintegration of your spine. That particular night, the only time I have recently taken this short cut due to my hatred of all roads gravel, a cop was camping it.

I pulled over, rolled down my window and he walked up. "Licence and registration please."

I handed him my licence, but I couldn't find the registration.

"Who does the vehicle belong to?"

"My parents, it's registered to my mom."

"Who is your mom?"

"Lorna **********."

"Who is your dad?"

"Ron **********."

"The dog man? (my dad is a Corporal in the RCMP's Police Dog Section)"

"Yeah."

"Get out of here."
Thanked that post as soon as i read "Story Time"
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