12-29-2009, 02:33 AM
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: West. Australia
Thanked 8,035 Times in 2,865 Posts
Re: Haha...oh wow
Originally Posted by Mal
A few weeks ago I was going from Tab's house to my friend Sam's house. There is somewhat of a "short cut" between their two houses via a gravel road. The speed limit on said gravel road is 50km/h, but I usually do 70km/h because it's so rough that going any slower results in the disintegration of your spine. That particular night, the only time I have recently taken this short cut due to my hatred of all roads gravel, a cop was camping it.
I pulled over, rolled down my window and he walked up. "Licence and registration please."
I handed him my licence, but I couldn't find the registration.
"Who does the vehicle belong to?"
"My parents, it's registered to my mom."
"Who is your mom?"
"Who is your dad?"
"The dog man? (my dad is a Corporal in the RCMP's Police Dog Section)"
"Get out of here."
Thanked that post as soon as i read "Story Time"
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.