When i was about 6 or 7 y/o i wanted a pet so bad but my parents refused to get me a dog or a cat or any kind of animal that will make a miss or demand cleaning so they got me a fucking turtle. I hadn't seen turtles before nor did i knew anything about them so i was happy as fuck,Until i discovers the sad truth that they are super boring..mine specially was the most boring turtle on the planet. It never came out of the shell,It was like "Goddamnit if i want to have a rock as a pet i'll get a better looking one".
I was i child and i was watching TMNT so i foolishly tried to feed it pizza. I tossed a slice beside it in excitment looking forward to see it eat it but it hardly seemed like to care at all so i went mad,I wanted to watch it eat anything so i got it some Lettuce and kept setting in front of it waiting to get it's freaken head out of the shell,Which it did but only to suck the leaf inside the shell and eat it from inside.
So i caught it and kept shacking the hell out of the shell like "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHELL I WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GODDAMNIT" but it didn't seem to care,I put it on the ground and drove my bike over it but it didn't seem to care,I fucking threw it out of the balcony but there was a garden underneath so nothing happened to it and it also didn't seem to care. So i went down and got it,Put it over a plastic F1 car that i had that looks like this
and rolled it under the couch and fucking forgot about it. I few days later my father smelled something a little routine so he looked for it and he found out about the turtle,He blamed me for not taking care of my pet and i told him "You get me a pet that looks alive and i promise to take good care of it,You get me a fucking rock i'll fucking treat it like one"