Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
Went to this party last night, 22nd, so we're all sitting in the back yard, and this place is huge, it's out in the bush and they've got like an acre block, so anyway there are like 6 of us sitting in some chairs having a yarn, then all of a sudden some chick i went to school with comes over and is like "HURR DURR, what are you guise doing, talkin bout dicks? cause your guys and you suck".
So I the ever so quick thinker in situations like this just looked at her and went, "what the fuck? how the fuck did you get out of the kitchen" everyone laughed even her sister and cousin who were standing next to her, so she sits down and tries to wind us up again, so i start telling woman jokes, like "why do women wear white wedding dresses? because they have to match the kitchen appliances, etc..." now the group has expanded and we're all having a laugh except this chick, she's taking this shit personal and starts to arc up at me calling me a dickhead and shit, so i'm like "where did you learn such language, that's not in any cookbook i know...." in the end she rages and throws a empty bottle at me, I lol and she gets up and goes "fuck this i'm leaving" so i get in quickly with "bring me back a sammich" and she goes "do you really think i'm coming back to this?" walks off, so we all lol at her inability to finish something she started and go back to what we were talking about before she even bothered to open her whorish mouth....
tl;dr- I pissed some chick off who tried to piss me off by telling her to get back in the kitchen
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.