I dunno where she actually ordered it from, since she just sent me a blurry pic of the front of the shirt on a monitor (Because she's dumb lololol). I found the pics I posted here on this site after googling "ranger up":
Saw it said Valhalla on the back and jizzed my boxers.
And that's what I kinda thought it was at first. But then I was like "Nah, couldn't be that." Because people would have to be really retarded if it was necessary to tell them to go to the registers that don't have tons of people at them. I should have went with my instinct.