Yeah, yeah. You live on some huge as fuck island on the other side of the globe. So you sleep when the rest of the world is awake, since the sun shines on us instead of you.
That's your curse for being the descendant of a bunch of convicts. If your ancestors weren't such goddamn criminals you'd be somewhere in crazy euroland right now. Then you'd be closer to the world's true time: AMERICAN TIME. And by that, I mean original america's time. Eastern time zone.