Re: Ok people listen!
The great prophesy of the legendary warrior who slew 48 ninja is likely soon upon us. The prophet will perish in a raging inferno of manly passion against the furries (Anti-spirals). The great Manly King will continue his efforts to limit the numbers of the spiral race until the day he is also defeated in a glorious battle against the one who will become the Savior.
The Savior will unite the spirals and they will battle against all odds to defeat the furries. However, the prophesy does not say whether victory will be achieved or if the furries will succeed in yiffing this place into oblivion. That is for you to decide.
And by "you," I don't mean you, OP. Because you suck.