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**Mal** · 03-17-2010, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OG

i cant stand the people who come to my door every other weekend to force their religion on me. force me to get up on a weekend morning, goddamn them e.e even though if i see through the hole its them, i just dont bother and go back <.< also the people who stop me to give me a bible and if theyre not busy[which is most of the time], they try to strike up a talk about it right there.

So our church Youth Director has this friend named Mark, who is a pretty badass dude. He's playing Borderlands one day, hears a knock at his door, and gets up to investigate. Upon opening his door, he is greeted by two well dressed guys with ties and all asking "[Blah blah blah] Can we talk to you about what we Mormon's believe?"

Now, Mark is damn good friends with Jesus, so he thinks this could be interesting. He invites them in and after talking for a short while, they offer to leave the Book of Mormon for Mark to read through. Saying they'll be back in a week or two to discuss things further, they leave.

Mark reads through it, and awaits their return.

When they come back, Mark invites them in, they sit down at his kitchen table and the Mormons ask him "So, did you get a chance to read through our book?"

"I sure did, but I took out everything I disagreed with," says Mark, as he throws the empty husk of the book on the table, having left nothing but the front and back covers.

HXC Mormon RAEG ensues.