Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
324? Holy shit, I should kill myself.
Also, I went out to get some propane so I can grill some fucking meat tonight. On my way to the gas station I see this massive group of guys at this park listening to metal and playing dodge ball. So I was like "holy shit, that's awesome."
I get the propane, throw it in my car, and head back. I pull into the park and go up to the guys. Seems like most of them were older, probably college age. And there was like seriously 40 people or some shit. I tell them that I'm playing. No one objects, because they can probably all tell that I'm awesome as fuck. I play two games and fucking destroy people, since dodge ball is probably the second best thing I'm good at. But I was pretty hungry, so I say I'm out. They tell me that they play every tues,thurs, and saturday. And that I should definitely come play with them again and bring anyone I know that isn't a pussy. I'll probably take them up on their offer, since I usually take people up on any offer that involves ruining people's shit at dodge ball.
Then I get home and my brother is all like "Yo, you got some shit from canada!" So I pop a massive erection that pierces the heavens, tear that shit open, and we both feast on delicious banana chocolate chip muffins. <3333333333
Pretty awesome day.