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Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers
In response to the previous predictions
(Killer Bee is sleeping in a hammock near Unraikyou with several Master Bounty Hunters as guards… Omoi and Karui approach the sleeping Killer Bee as the Bounty Hunters blocks the way…)
Master Bounty hunter 1: Don’t disturb the sir!
Omoi: Chill man! We gotta message from Raikage-sama, step aside… (The bounty hunters allow passage. As the two near Killer Bee, Killer Bee starts mumbling in his sleep.)
Killer Bee( mumbling): *indiscernible sounds* yeah uh… why dey call me Killer Bee, miss? Led me tell ya…
Karui: Let’s just wake him up! I don’t want to hear this…
Omoi: C’mon, these are classic… Now quite now…
Killer Bee (mumbling): *indiscernible sounds*now, here… my stinger is a ringer for ya flower. Wen you feel my power, you wanna die, uh, yeah, uh huh…
(The master bounty hunters look displeased.)
Karui: The last bit didn’t even rhyme… OMOI WHAT FUCK ARE YOU DOING! (Omoi is secretly writing down Killer Bee’s lyrics down on a notepad… Karui snatches it and shoves it into her pocket.)
Omoi: Damn you bitch! Those be my pick up lines!
Karui: That’s why you are still single… No one falls for these things… Look let me just read one of these ridiculous rhymes. (she pulls the book back out)
Omoi: You gotta put soul into it… Don’t just read it off, or you’ll sound like a moron!
Karui: Fine whatever!
“So, you wanna know the difference between me and anotha brotha? Ok, here it goes. I got class, that won’t see an outclass… That’s why I be getting that ass!”
(Everyone has a blank stare on their faces… Then everyone focuses on the hammock and notices that Killer Bee’s not there.)
Omoi: Hey, where did the Master go?
(Immediately, Killer bee falls from the sky and lands in the middle of everyone.)
Killer Bee: I have arrived!
Karui: Idiot, you were always here!
Killer Bee: Don’t be mad, get glad.
Karui: What does that have to do with anything?
Omoi: Oh yeah… Raikage-sama wanted to see you in the office… It’s best that you get there now.
(The scene switches over to Raikage’s office. Killer Bee barges in.)
Killer Bee: What’s happenin?
Raikage: Let me break it down for ya! someone in Konoha got the bright idea to send us a carrier pigeon!
(Killer Bee opens his mouth to prepare a rhyme)
DON’t even think about it! Anyway, somehow, they found out that you are a supreme host. And apparently, the Uzumaki brat aint! So he wanna be like you Bee! Now, I usually don’t agree to these kind of things. The techniques of Kumogakure are sacred and should never be passed down to other villages. But I made a change of mind when my compensation was announced.
(Killer Bee starts rubbing his hands together all greasy like.)
Killer Bee: Heh, heh…
Raikage: We got us a nice fresh pair of Byakugan eyes! The holder is freshly plumped 16 year old. Ya know, that Hyuuga kid we couldn’t get during the peace treaty years ago. She all growd up now.
Killer Bee: Now dats how ya doit…
Raikage: Most def… It’s gon be on and poppin. Anal prob an every thang! Now gimmie dap, we got dis!
Killer Bee: Yeah bro, that’s how it’s done. (They give each other dap… The scene switches to 3 and a half days into the future. Kakashi, Shikamaru, Hinata, Naruto, and several Anbu ops arrive to the gates of Kumogakure. Hinata is dressed in a wedding dress… She is tightly holding Naruto’s hand.)
Hinata: I’ll be raped, or worse!
Naruto: What’s rape?
Hinata: Oh Naruto, hold me! (Hinata leans on Naruto and starts crying.)
Naruto: Yuck, get off Hinata, c’mon, knock it off.
(Kakashi, Shikamaru, and the anbu leaves, as the scene follows them.)
Shikamaru: Man, I feel bad for Hinata. What a drag… Sold…
Kakashi: That’s the price she has to pay. It’s for the best of the shinobi world. If Naruto can complete that jutsu, than her sacrifice would not be in vain… But to think Raikage would steep so low to ask for her specifically and have her dress in a wedding dress, just plain sick…
(The scene switches over to Kumogakure… Naruto and Hinata face Killer Bee Raikage on an open field.)
Naruto (in thought): I pick up a bad vibe from these guys…
Hinata: I don’t wanna go. *Cries*
Raikage: Ah, don’t be like that… (Raikage is immediately behind Hinata and has his arm wrapped around her neck.)
Naruto (in thought): He’s fuckin fast!
Hinata: What will you do to me?
Raikage: Hey… Now that’s the wrong attitude! Your question should be, what won’t we do to you? HAAAAA!
(Hinata has a horrified face on, immediately, both of them disappear. Raikage rushed off with her using Ration Charged movements. Now, it’s just Killer Bee and Naruto.)
Naruto: Well I want to use the demon fox better, how can I learn?
Killer Bee: You gotta be the beast… Don’t just think, feel! Know wat I’m sayin?
Naruto: Not in the least.
Killer Bee: Ah man, how do I put it…? You know, it’s like getting an erection. You become one with your lower horn and you instinctively act as one penetrative unit. Be one with the beast as you are with your lower horn… If you can do that, a supreme host will be born.
Naruto: Wait, wait… For one, what’s an erection? And how do I become one with a lower horn? Do I have to make a shadow clone and henge it into a horn and lower it? I’m just not understanding a single thing you are saying… Can you show me a demonstration?
Killer Bee: The fuck? Nigga you gay?
Next Time: Will Naruto ever learn how to control the Kyuubi’s chakra?
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