Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers
Madara: hey wtf are you doing?
Kabuto: nah, nothing i just revived your bitches
Madara: heh.. as if they can beat me
Kabuto: they are my bitches now. any jutsu will be useless against them
Itachi: madara you idiot, what did you do to sasuke? did you suck his cock 7 hours a day?
Madara: it's none of your business Itachi, he's doing my bidding as of now, and we'll crush konoha soon.
Itachi: what the?
Madara: by using a jutsu with my saliva sasuke has become more like me and i used it when we have our training
Itachi: i'll fucking kill you *amaterasu*My amaterasu does more romance than yours nitwit
Tsunade: hey you fucking slaughter tonton for me shizune
Shizune: you just can't tell me to do that Tsunade-sama!
Tsunade: i'm still hungry, you slut
Shizune: But lady tsu...
Tsunade: just get me sammich or you'll become a missing ninja
Shizune: ok *cries* (in mind: i'm glad he didn't continue with her plan, she must be really old)
Kakashi: uhm lady Tsunade, though being in my 30s, i'm still a virgin, can we make out this evening.
Tsunade: you fucking copy ninja, for all the shinobis that you can copy you copied that pervert Jiraiya (she suddenly reminds him)
Kakashi: i was just kidding Tsunade-sama
Tsunade: ok, let's have a meeting soon about our strategies for the war(shit i regret waking up in a coma)
Sasuke: Madara you troll where are you
-Madara suddenly appears from nowhere-
Madara: i gotta warn you, Kabuto's already have Orochimaru's cells in him
Sasuke: god, you mean, he integrated the michael jackson of this manga into his own? he must be really crazy, but it's already to late, hahaha, the result of messing up with science, ending up being crazy
-Sasuke looks to Madara in his mangekyo eyes-
Sasuke: do my eyes look good?
Kabuto: HAHAHA I FOUND YOU FAGGOTS, i have a surprise for you Sasuke-kun
-Kabuto shows Itachi to him-
Itachi: you are indeed homosexual Sasuke