I lol'd, Zero. Actually lol'd, not just in my mind.
That was awesome.
Edit : Oh shi, didn't see this -
Originally Posted by Miburo
Oh, and some dumbass brought a poodle there, and it was being all fluffy and annoying the entire time. It kept coming up to me from under the table, probably because it thought I was the pack leader since animals can sense that shit. I was about to punch it in the face, but then I realized that I had a plate full of disgusting shit and kept feeding it to the poodle whenever no one was looking.
Fucking rofl. Smart move.