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Old 04-11-2010, 08:03 AM   #1
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inspirational/depressing/funny naruto quotes

Like the title says you all can share ur fav quotes from naruto here.If u remember,u can also state the manga chapter no here,and who says it to who.

I'll start with these

kakashi: a ninja must see thru deception.
naruto:I..... get...... it......
kakashi:i'm telling u this b'coz u don't get it.u think u get it,which is actually not the same as getting it.get it.

In ninja world those who break rules are scum.that's true.
but,those who abondon their friends are worse than scum

Haku: the way i'm a boy(WTF)

kakashi: Did you say something? (To Gai)

kakashi:Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.

kakashi:Hmm how shall I say this... My first impression is... I don't like you guys.

kakashi:Sorry! I'm late, I got lost on the road of life.

Naruto: “Hi there! I bet you’re dying to know my name right?”
Gaara: “I couldn’t care less”

tobi:He traded the honor he had earned for disgrace... The love he had earned for hatred... And at the end of it all, Itachi died with a smile on his face.

hinata :how was that naruto? am i strong enough?

sasuke:I spared your life on a whim, nothing more. But this time, my whim is telling me, to finish what I started

Rocklee:a failure will beat a genius by hardwork

Naruto: I thoought you said you were going to train me?
Jiraiya: Not now, doing research.
(Girls in locker room scream)

Naruto: It's almost... unbearable, isn't it? The feeling... of being all alone...
Gaara: (Gasps at the sincerity in his voice)
Naruto: I've been there... In that same dark and lonely place... But I've found others... others who accept me for who I am... That's why I will protect them... even if I have to kill you.
Gaara: But why?... Why would you do this... for anyone but yourself?
Naruto: Because... they saved me from myself... They are my friends. They are precious to me...

gaara:get in my way and i'll kill you.

Kakashi: (to Naruto)I'm beginning to like you.



Naruto: (backing up)Don't say creepy stuff!

shikamaru:what a drag

don't underestimate me.i don't quit and i don't run u can act all tough u want
u guys aren't goininto scare me way.i don't care if i do get stuck as a genin for the rest of my life .i'll still be hokage someday

naruto: ooh..and by the way what was that password again?

naruto:until i become hokage..i don't care wat happens.i'm not gonna die...

naruto to neji:u can do it too..coz afterall unlike me,ur not a failure

sasuke:For me revange is everything, and failure is nothing

itachi:you cannont kill me, you know why? because you don't posses enough hatred.

jiraiya:I'm not a little perv...... I'm a big one!!

Gai: I see your team didn't do too bad, Kakashi, they musta gotten real lucky, of course with my team still around, your team is DOOMED to failure. After all, what matters on the next test is ability and we got you far outclassed, well, I guess that part of growing up is learning to deal with heartbreak; eh, Kakashi?
Kakashi: Hm? Did you say something?
Gai: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GRRR, all right, Kakashi; you win this round, you're so cool but I won't let it get the best of me!

jiraiya:Getting dumped always makes a man stronger ,.. But then again men ain't meant to pursue happiness

gaara:Up until now, my bonds with others have only been ones of hatred and murder. But, seeing him fight so hard made me wonder what a bond really is. I think I understand a little now. Suffering, sadness...and joy. To be able to share it with another person. Naruto Uzumaki, when I fought him, I feel that is what he taught me.

Naruto:I dont care who I have to fight...If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death...If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death...If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death...(laughing) If he gouges out my eyes, I curse him from beyond the grave...! Even if I'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!

Sasuke:Itachi want to train me in the shuriken jutsu?
Itachi:No i can't i have much work to do ask dad
Sasuke:You know your better then dad in the shuriken jutsu.And why are you always flee me like a pest?
Itachi: (wave to sasuke to come)
Itachi: Poke Sasuke on the forehead. Sorry Sasuke, maybe a other time ok
Sasuke:You always say that then poke me on the forehead.
Itachi: (he goes)
Sasuke: he didint change...thats good

naruto:I...I...I won't let him have you. Your like the most important person in my life. I just can't let him have you! IF BREAKING EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND DRAGGING YOU BACK HOME MEANS STOPPING YOU THEN I WILL!

Kakashi: You know, compared to the others, you're a bit weird...
Naruto: Oh yeah?! Well, the only thing weird here is your haircut!

sasuke:'Bonds'...? You woke me up... to talk about 'bonds'...?

Naruto: "Wow... WOW!! I'm great!!"

Kakashi: "No, you're nowhere near great yet. We only found out the nature of your chakra."

itachi:You are not even worth killing

shikamaru:Look at what we are. A Kunochi with no real ninja talent. An idiot, a mutt, and me the slaker that doesn't want to be here right now. Face it, there's no way we could pull it off.

Itachi:Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Foster your hatered. Run, run and cling to life. And one day, when you have the same eyes I do, come before me.

jiraiya:i lik'em ripe and luxious with curves like that see..and big but not too big..u kno wat i mean..if u bring me something lik that then i will train u till the cows com home
naruto:u will no lie..
jiraiya:the toad sage never lies
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