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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
SO TODAY IM TEACHIN
AND THIS GIRL OUTTA NOWHERE SCREAMS
"OMG YOUR EYES CHANGED TO THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT"
(I WAS WEARING A GREEN SHIRT AND MY EYES ARE USUALLY BLUE)
SOOO THEN EVERYONE STOPS WORKING
AND ONE KID ASKS
ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?
A VAMPIRE REALLY?
I DIDNT KNOW THAT ONE OF THE ABILITIES
A VAMPIRE HAS IS TO CHANGE HIS EYE COLOR AT RANDOM
TO MATCH WHAT HES WEARING SIMILAR
TO A CHAMEALEON
SO I SAY "YES, YES I AM"
NOW IM GETTING KIDS ASKING
ME IF I REALLY AM A VAMPIRE
cpas
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