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Re: 492 Predictions/Spoilers

Couldn't resist...

Spoof Prediction

(On the boat)
Kirabi: So that’s the deal, uh?
Naruto: Can you train me, pretty please?!
Kirabi: Yeah, whiskers dude. But only if you show me your Enka skills.
Naruto: Of course!
Yamato: Why do I feel this won’t end well...?
Kirabi: Aww shit, get your towels ready, it’s about to go down!
Naruto: Yeah, shawty
Kirabi: Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck!
Naruto: Yeah, shawty…
Kirabi: But stay on your motherfuckin toes, we runnin this, let's go!
Kirabi & Naruto: I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat! I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat!
Kirabi: I'm on a boat ,motherfucker, take a look at me, straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea, bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat, you can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat!
Kirabi & Naruto: Take a picture, trick! I'm on a boat, bitch! We training Bijuu style, cause it's so flippy!
Kirabi: I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies, I'm flippin swords, you at Uchiha's straight flippin copies! I'm ridin on a oxtupus, doin flips and shit, this oxtupus' splashin, gettin everybody all wet, but this ain't One Piece, this is real as it gets, I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget!
Naruto: I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed manga to compete with! I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Luffy. If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me!
Kirabi: Get the fuck up, this boat is real!
Kirabi & Naruto: Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker! Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker!
Yamato: Are you insulting me?
Kirabi & Naruto: I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker! The boat engine make noise, motherfucker! Hey pa, if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow, gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow, against the Juubi, anything is possible!
Naruto: Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat, it's a big blue watery road. Ero-Sennin, look at me, oh (all hands on the deck)! Never thought I'd see the day when a big boat comin my way. Believe me when I say, I fucked Sasuke! (everyone is shocked)
Yamato: I knew it….
Kumogakure nin: Well, someone’s out of the closet….
Kirabi: Dude…
Naruto: What?
Kirabi: That last line, it was so… fucking pro, dattebayo!
Yamato: WHAT?! You didn’t just say dattebayo!
Naruto: Yeah, I know, dattebayo!
Yamato: Shit!
Kirabi & Naruto: Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo datt-
Yamato: Fuck this, I’m out of here! (jumps to the water)
Kirabi: Geez… dude got issues…

(In the Island)

Jack: (with Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Jin and Sun, crossing the plains) I have no idea what is making these sounds…
Kate: What if it’s polar bears?
Hurley: Dude, I ate them on the way.
Sayid: That explains a LOT of things…
Jack: We’re almost at the source… (sees Kirabi and Naruto in Eight-Tails version 2 and Kn6, respectively) What the…
Jin: Ige mwoya?! *
Sun: Chogsu gang-gan! **
Kirabi: Now, you must create a cool catchphrase… like “Now you’ll get the Texas Longhorn!” That way, people will awe at you, dattebayo!
Naruto: Hummm… Go, Fox News, dattebayo!
Kirabi: That was weak, dattebayo!
Yamato: (in fetal position) Find the happy place… find the happy place…
Jack: What is happening here?
Yamato: Two knuckleheads rapping… and Adam Sandler ruining the pacing of the manga with the damn remote…
Adam Sandler: (In a Mokuton cage, trying to reach the remote) But I want it to scratch my heiny!
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s so damn funny!
Adam Sandler: I don’t like when the ninja slaps me with his wood…
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s a genius, I tell you!
Yamato: Wait, wait… references to Family Guy, the movie Click, Fox News, Lost, One Piece and The Lonely Island? If I know Numinous well, this spoof lacks a Final Fantasy reference. (looks around) Well, maybe not. I just hope Kakashi-senpai is doing better than me….

*What the hell?!
** Tentacle rape!

(In Naruto’s house)
Kakashi: (raiding the house) Damn, there must be something in this mess from Jiraiya, I need something new to do… Tsunade took my place as Hokage, just my luck… (grabs a black book) What is this…. “Black Bible” by Uzumaku Naruto?! (opens the book) I didn’t know Naruto was into relig- HOLY MOTHER OF ALL FAPPING!

(In a meeting room)
Kurenai (breastfeeding a little baby): My fellow members of the Forgotten Characters Syndicate, I present to you our new companions on the fight for screentime, Suigetsu and Juugo! (applaused are heard)
Juugo: It feels so good to have people that know our pain.
Suigetsu: Hey, Kurenai, I didn’t know you already had the baby!
Kurenai: Do you think Kishimoto cares? I had little Sarutobi between chapters 455 and 456, but he didn’t care the least.
Hinata: At least you had some quality time with your hubby, my confession is still unanswered!
Yuugao: Whiny bitches, I’m the living proof of “Kishi doesn’t care”!
Suigetsu: Well, Kishi sucks, so who cares?!
Juugo: Speaking about sucking, isn’t odd that Naruto is sucking so many animals?

(In the island)
Yamato: Naruto, stop sucking Kimahri!
Naruto: But he hasn’t reached his Overdrive yet!
Kirabi: Well, there’s your Final Fantasy reference…
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