So apparently they are remaking one of the 80's most epic films, fucking Commando
. Now, clearly
this will be inferior to the original, but it's going to be written by David Ayer (writter of Dark Blue, and Training Day), so it has potential. But will obviously pale in comparison to Arnie's gargantuan testament of manliness.
Now in case any of you either don't remember, or have never borne witness to this cornucopia of fucking badass
, here is the trailer. Let ye be forewarned, the unmanly, and those unprepared for a goddamn tsunami
of testosterone, avoid watching, lest ye brains spontaneously combust.
It also features Alyssa Milano in her loli form lolol