Re: I guess it's been a while....
I am unsurprised at this places existential irregularity. I feel I only have myself to blame and that I have let you all down with your long sufferance of my silence. You can surely blame Terry Pratchett, Alistair Reynolds, Raymond E Feist, Peter Fucking Hamilton and possibly Richard Dawkins for that. Douglas Adams is no longer with us, so to blame him would be entirely unfair. I also don't want you to blame Derren Brown because I was not hypnotised/forced/led to read his book except BY MY OWN FREE WILL.
Oh, and it's good to see you too, hopefully some other familiar faces (I'm looking at you, H_I you slack bastard!) show up and have a chat.
I got my milky bar... ='D