Re: Naruto and "Granny" Tsunade
With everything that's been going on anyway, wouldn't it be really fucking stupid if Tsunade just comes out with: "Me and Dan had too much sake one night and 3 weeks later I discovered I was pregnant with your Daddy Naruto. Sorry to have kept that from you."
Tsunade and Naruto are totally not related. Tell me something, if you fighting a giant demon fox who was destroying everything in sight and killin everybody, and the first baby in your head was your own son, do you think you would give a flying fuck about making sure that the jink you're about to make is going to be related to a future kage?
"YOU, I HAVE SEEN THE OCEAN!"