Yes, some people may call me a twisted bastard, but dead baby jokes are just too damn funny to be left unsaid. And I know many of them.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's funnier than a dead baby swinging on a ceiling fan?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
A dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of icecream, 1 scoop of dead baby.
How do you fit a dead baby into a cup? Put it in the blender. How do you get it out?
What do you call a dead baby hanging from your wall?
What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a bag of bowling balls?
You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Cause it was being dragged on the back of a truck.