Re: Jokes Thread
A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english conversation tips before he visited Washington and meets president Barack Obama. The instructor told the prime minister, "When you shake hands with president Obama, please say, how are you. Then obama should say i'm fine and you? Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we translators will do the rest for you. It looks simple but the truth is..
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'Who are you'. Mr Obama, a lil bit shocked still managed to react with humor. "Well i'm Michelle's husband, haha" he said. Then Mori replied,"Me too, haha" Then came a long defeaning silence in the meeting room.
To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes.....
When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible.
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.