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Old 07-27-2010, 08:12 PM   #30
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Re: Bulmung 500

Originally Posted by Human Rasengan View Post
because they need to suffer as much as possible.. the vice is to make sure they don't go anywhere

I like my own balls and basket and footballs .. but nah thats why I said I'd use a sledge hammer to smash them with.. who'd wanna tough ballz let alone pedo ballz

A man walks into his home only to find his wife in bed with another man. Thinking quickly he grabs his revolver out of a cabinet and walks into the bedroom. Pointing the gun at the other man, he walks him down the stairs to his basement and tells him to place his penis into the vise on the bench and clamp it down as tight as he can. After this, the man welds the vise shut and then begins to sharpen a very large butcher knife.
The other man begins to holler very nervously, “Please mister, don’t cut my penis off!”
Handing the man the knife, he says “Oh, I’m not going to cut it off, I’m going to burn the house down.”
Which of these would you take home

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