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Re: One Piece 595 Spoilers
South Blue, Torino Kingdom
denizen: Raccoony~~! We did say to come by some time, but this is way too early for a return!!
Choppermask: No, you got it wrong!! I may look like him… but I’m his friend, Chopper Mask!!
denizen: doesn’t work, Raccoony. You feel so embarassed to return so early, you disguised yourself with that weird costume, no?
Choppermask: nnnnnno that’s not true!!
denizen: Hey, don’t be mean. You’re supposed to play along in times like this
Chopper: Alright!! Fine!! Your kindness hurts!!
denizen: Hey it’s Raccoony.
Chopper: To tell you the truth, I suddenly have something I must do…!! Let me stay here for a little while!
denizen: Whatever the reason, you’re welcome here!!
Chopper: Above that massive tree, I saw many plants I’ve never seen even in books… I must study them!!
I gotta build up stamina and power…!! Boy I’m gonna be busy!!
denizen kid: huh? it’s Raccoony?
Chopper: Whoa!! All these books!!
denizen: This is the village library. If you need to research, use here.
This island has many plants for strong medicines.
We’ve had the technology to create medicines, but the birds were stopping us from making them.
It was very bothersome.
Chopper: I’ve been judging the people here from the way the look…
but come to think of it, the weapons were very mechanical….
Chopper: The tribe look like bunch of morons, but in fact, the standard of the culture in this nation is quite high… there’s much to learn from here!
denizen: …..um, Raccoony? You may not have noticed, but you were speaking your thoughts out aloud. With extremely rude first half.
Chopper: (I wonder how much I could accomplish in this country…)
villagers: It’s a snowman!!! Monster!!!
Chopper: What’s a pirate?
Hiruruk: There’s plenty of them out in the sea
Luffy: Wait up, MEAT!!
Chopper: Gyaaa!!! Help mee!!!!
Luffy: Shut up!! Let’s go!!
Chopper: (Luffy took me out to this sea… I could barely keep up with him, I wonder what I’ve done for him?)
Chopper: Hey!! Let me have those plants!!
Luffy (flashback) Everyone!! Just think about running!!
Chopper: I don’t want to ever feel that miserable again…!!
Chopper: (It must have been much harder on Luffy. Because you made me your crew, I can bear whatever people say to me now
If I can be your strength… I’d become a true monster!!)
Chopper: Luffy!!! I’ll get stronger!!!!
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Grandline, Kamabakka kingdom
Iva: What was up with that newspaper?
You said “I see” and calmed down after reading it
Sanji: I read a message from that article that only Luffy’s crew would understand.
If you don’t believe I’m his crew, then I won’t tell ya~~~
Iva: This man’s pissing me off
Sanji: ….hm? Hey, who made this meal?
Iva: !! … you’re a man who can understand the difference it seems.
Sanji: The taste is good, but… it’s also strangely strength enducing…!!
Iva: This is a “Dish of aggression”. There’s plenty of chefs that can create this on our island!!
If I told you that 100% of every human in the world drank milk every day, there would be no crime, would you believe me?
Look!! Look at the beautiful muscles of the candies on this island!! And their gentle hearts!!
A meal is ****!! The body! The personality! Food creates everything in a human body!! It’s a waste not to be aggressive!!
Sanji: Build the bodies with meals….!? I never thought of that….
I can support the crew’s body building with everyday meal?
Sanji: Besides!! What if Nami-san and Robin-chan become even more sexy bodies!? What should I do!!?
Oh god… WHAT SHOULD I DO
Iva: …what should I do with this guy?
Sanji: Alright, I’m riled up!!! Teach me this “Dish of Aggression”!!!
Iva: And the answer is… NO~~~~!!!!
Iva: This “99 vital recipes” is a secret tradition of the Kamabakka island,
and one of the New Kama Kenpo ultimate “Bride Training” technique!!
I wouldn’t teach it to some no-name like you!!!
You must make your heart that of a woman, and learn the New Kama Kenpo!!
Sanji: I refuse!!!
I wasn’t born to be friends with the ladies… I was born to LOVE the ladies!!! I am an MAN!!
Iva: Heeeehaw!! Well, you sure are dedicated to your ways…!! I like that!!
Alright, then, I’ll give you a chance…!!! Nnnn~~~fufufu!!
Iva: I’ll hand each of the 99 recipe to a New Kama Kenpo master on this island.
You call yourself a pirate, try and take the recipe from them all…!!!
….however, the New Kama on this island will hound you day and night to try and dress you up with sweets dress!! Can you maintain your manhood through out their onslaught!?
YOU VS New Kama Kenpo Head Temple!!!
Iva: If you win this battle, I’ll even give you a ship. I’ll grant all of your requests.
If you lose… I wonder if you can keep your manhood? Nnn~~fufufu
Sanji: When I’ve won against all of them, I should be several times stronger than now…
Luffy (flashback): Hey cook!! Join my crew!! I want you as the ship’s cook!!
Zeff (flashback): Watch him well, Sanji… Even if you equip yourself with hundreds of weapons… sometimes you lose to a single spear strapped to his body
Sanji: (Hey Luffy… don’t you lose!!)
Sanji (flashback): Hey, have you heard of All Blue?
Sanji: (Next time I see you, I’ll support you with the best support in the world in your quest for Pirate King!!
After I live through this hell!!!)
Sanji: I accept that challenge!!!
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