Re: "Taking over the world, including Switzerland" - THREAD
1. You need to be an evil genius
2. You need to be deformed, a scar, your skin bleach after being push into a vet of acid, half your face is burned, you penis is deformed can be accept too.
3. Naming your evil alter-ego. Dr. STD sounds evil. Mr. Sinister and Dr. Evil is already taken.
4. Lair. To conquer the world you need a lair. Examples are like Volcano, Submarine, Cave, Your parents' basement
5. Your second in command/ sidekick/pet for sticky assignments. It can be supermodel assassins, cats, guys with meal teeths, midgets. They also can be found in the yellow pages under "evilness"
6. Evil Fashion. Evil Conqueror or Ruler must look right for the job. Consult your nearest tailor shop.
7. Money. You can start by robbing the first national bank.
8. Army. You need army. That means you can feed them, cloth them, give them the best weapon, vehicles in the market and places for them to sleep.
9. Name your army. Since Red Ribbon is already taken, Pink Ribbon is consider the next best thing.
And dont worry. Arch nemesis will surely show up someday soon.
To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes.....
When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible.
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
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Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.