Aye yo Spam Zone
Quick story cause this shit happened tonight and had me rolling.
So I go out to eat with some friends at Burger King cause we just wanted to chill fast and we sit down and start eating and this random guy comes up saying he needs some money for gas and asks us if we have any. We politely say no with a completely fake face of disappointment as our fat wallets hide from his view. (At least my wallet.) He then says: "Ok guys I was lying. I'm actually trying to assassinate Sarah Palin and need money to help contribute to the cause." I basically look at him with a straight face wondering if hes joking for a few seconds, then decide that instead of laughing that I feel like running away REALLY fast. We again politely decline, then get the hell out as soon as he leaves view. Part of me wanted to help tho, but I heard she got titty implants so she's legit enough imo.