09-01-2010, 05:26 PM
One Punch Man
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Re: Narutard chat thread
I have an almost date with a fat woman once......
I chat with this chick on MIRC
I lied to her, I told her I'm an accountant from a big firm bla bla bla and she said shes a beautiful secretary
Seems she's interested so she ask to meet. Since we cant sent pic at that time I told her I wear t-shirt with this colour and with blue jeans, and she told me what she will wear.
When the day comes
I didnt wear what I told her. I put the t shirt in my bag and scout the so called beautiful chick but what I saw is a big pig wearing tights skirt. I turn around get out from the mall
To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes.....
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