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ClenEman · 10-23-2010, 03:05 PM

Too long for an actual chapter and sorry for the typos.

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Prediction for - Naruto chapter 515: NO MORE PENIS!

Yamato is captured! The allience's in danger-

[Scene opens at the island, Motoi, Aoba and the Tsuchikage team are nearby the plateform where Kabuto's body is still standing]

Aoba: This is serious! We need to inform Naruto and maybe he can try to locate them!

Tsuchikage: IDIOT! We must not inform the jinchuuriki of this new developments else they'll just mindlessly head to battle.
Inform the Kage comitee ASAP and find us a place to live in, we'll be in charge of defending them now since you guys obviously no idea what you're doing.

A small "earthquake" follows causing Tsuchikage to fall and hurt his back

Tsuchikage: MY BACK!! AAAAAHH!!! THE PAIIN!!! D:

Motoi: The turtle is starting to turn, we must hide ourselfs in it's shell meanwhile.

[Scene change: a top of a tree]

Naruto is seem in sage mode watching over the battlefield.

Naruto: yamato taichou...why?

A figure comes out of the tree. it's Yamato!

Yamato (in though): he was able to sense me? This trees have the same chakra as me it's impossible!

Naruto: The Kyuubi chakra enhanced my SM sensing abilities. Don't worry noone else will be able to sense you.
Why did you allow Kabuto to capture that clone?

Yamato: It is was so that he would go away and leave us alone. Who does he think he is to disturb such an important ecology mission!?!?!

Naruto: And don't bother lieing about this "ecology mission" I can see right through you. I'm not the idiot I was before. (in though) Though granny Tsunade seemed so belivable about this ecology mission. It made perfect sense to make a census of the animals so we could see how many fell victims during the battle.

Yamato: Mmmm...A while back Kabuto aproched our scout, Anko, with a offer.
As a reward for him showing them the way to Madara's base he wanted to "capture me". He gave them a scroll with a special jutsu that allows to create an exact clone of a person using 50% of it's chakra.
I belive you've encontered this jutsu before Naruto.

[Small flashback of the fake Itachi during the Rescue-Garra ark]

Yamato: This clone is constantly sending chakra mensages to me, giving us a ability to learn Madara's plan and sucessfully counter-attack.
This is a need-to-know only mission, noone besides the recon team, kages, Kakashi-sensei and us two know about this.

Naruto: Why would Kabuto do this without asking anything in return?

Yamato: Who knows...as long it works in our favour we're in no position to be picky about where the info comes from.

Naruto: Yeah.
It did seem a bit odd that old geezer decided to follow Deidara chan instead of Kabuto...I guess it makes sense.

Yamato: You shouldn't do anything rash about this Naruto, just stay in the island while he deal with everything.

Naruto stares at Yamato with the Kyuubi + Sage mode eye fusion. Yamato starts sweating.

Naruto: I won't stay idle while my friends die!

Naruto disapears in a cloud of smoke. As the turtle is about to finish turning Yamato uses shishuin jutsu [body-flicker] to escape too.

[Scene Change: A large cave the one where Naruto gained control over the Kyuubi]

Naruto is seen sitting while in sage mode.
The turtle just finished turning and KB is helping the helping the dizy animals. Luckly the armadillo regained conscience faster this time and the manga regains the pg-13 status.

Naruto stands up.

Naruto: Octopus-senpai, will you join me in taking down Akatsuki?

KB: HELL YEAH! was wondering what took you so long to realise everything. But we can't just go outside else they won't let us go pacefully.

[Kb heads inside one of the pyramids and moves a lever, causing a small door to open]

KB: This a secret passage i've found while training with my brother years ago. Let's head out MOTHERFUCKER!

[Scene Change: Konoha]

Scout: Ibiki-sensei! We just received word a large quantidies of enemies is moving closer to our location.

Ibiki: So it's starting...Contact Shikaku-san and inform him imidiatly.
I'll be going ahead with team 8 and Neji's squad ahead, send backup as soon as possible.

[Scene change: a empty battlefield you can make you out Konoha's wall in the backround]

Madara and Black/White Zetsu are leading a group of about 200 Zetsu's.

Madara: What do you think? Just a small group so we can have a before-after comparision after Kabuto's improvements.

Zetsu black half: I think we should start the attack instead of chit chatting.

Madara: As you wish, record everything and let me know everything afterwards.

Madara warps leaving full Zetsu in front of the small army.

Black Zetsu: BEGGIN THE ATTACK BROTHERS! WE ARE ZETSU WE WILL ASSIMILATE, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

As the battle starts Naruto and KB head out to battle!

/End Chapter 515