Re: coolest beard ever!
Yeah my beard is pretty ferocious now. I'd say 4 inches all over, with a hearty mustache that I occasionally twirl the ends up to look like a pedophile.
I haven't shaved completely clean in...shit...almost 2 years?
I don't really know WHEN I got the ability to harness my power into facial hair (That's what a beard is, it's science trust me.) I just kinda stopped shaving and in a month, BAM! full on beard. my 5 o clock shadow doesnt exist. I will stay clean all day, and then by the next day it's covering half my face. It wants to be there, I let it be and it serves its purpose.
I condition my beard with kingly oils and conditioners and such so it's super clean, smells mmmmgood, and soft (for a beard). Now that winter is here the red has practically vanished, but Mid-July this year my beard was almost all red/blonde. I have dark brown hair.