Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
So my brother got an xbox a month or so ago. He let me borrow it for a bit. I played Fable III and raged because of how garbage it is. Why the fuck would it just skip 121 fucking days like that? Fucking garbage.
Been playing Mass Effect 2. Holy shit. Great game. I'm a Vanguard dude and they're badass as fuck. I just fly around fucking slamming into people and robots and aliens and shit, and when I'm not doing that I'm shooting them with a fucking shotgun with fucking flaming ammo or punching them to death. Pretty awesome.
Then I found this big monster guy in a tube, and let him out despite a bunch of pussies saying it is a bad idea and dangerous as fuck and shit. He tried to fuck with me, but soon realized that I'm a goddamn badass and backed off. So him and I just go around fucking destroying every enemy in our path by fucking charging into them or blowing them to shit with our shotguns. He uses a shotgun that is so manly that only the manliest of dudes can use it without busting their arms. I'm sure my dude could also use it, since I'm even manlier than he is, but I haven't found one yet.
Then the monster dude started getting all pissed off and headbutting shit, so I went to monster planet and had to fight a bunch of other monster things, including one big as fuck monster thing that spits acid or some shit on me. I killed it with some alien laser cannon thing that I carry around on my back but never use. All the monster dudes thought I was a total badass for that, and rightfully so. Seems like some of the monster chicks wanted us to bang them so I could give them strong as fuck monster/badass hybrid children, but I couldn't figure out where they kept all the chicks. So I left.