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Originally Posted by Miburo
I was going to pick soldier, since I too find superpowers to usually be unmanly. But I'll make an exception if the superpower it to fucking slam into anything that pisses you off. Which is way manlier than sitting behind boxes and shooting shit. So I went Vanguard instead.
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In the "Lair of the Shadow Broker" DLC you fight another Vanguard SPECTRE. Apparently if you both use your rush attack it inadvertently becomes an episode of DBZ, but with guns. I think that would be pretty fun.
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And nah, some other monster dude was the leader. Which sucks, because the monster dudes talked about that Wrex dude, and he sounded like quite the badass. Seems like he raped giant monster acid spitting thing too.
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That's hardcore lame. Play the first one
just so you can see how much of a badass Wrex is. Also, you get a really awesome bro moment with him if he survives and you see him in ME2.
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I like tall monster dude, because he fights for fucking justice and made me lol when he was talking about battling some chick and then banging her... Wasn't a fan of scientist alien until he started singing, but still, I'm not letting that weird thing hang out with me... Don't know what the last thing is going to be yet, hopefully something not scrubby. Meaning I hope it's another monster dude. Because everyone seems to suck hardcore compared to monster dude and I.
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Garrus is bro for life. SCOPIN'. DROPPIN'. GIVIN' YOU A CHANCE AT THE LADIES NOW THAT HE HAS SCARS.
Mordin is mildly lulzy. Him singing is the best. His loyalty mission isn't too bad. Discuss philosophy, ethics, and whatnot with him.
Last companion is the shit.
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And I think my secretary wants my dude to bang her. Which is totally understandable, because I'm awesome. Actually, pretty sure all the chicks on the ship want my dude in them.
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It's AWWWWRIGHT.
Also, read my zombie story.